Author Archives: NoLifeDGenerate

Fuck the Internet – TrueAssholes Edition

The following is based on a true story. The names have been changed to protect the assholes…or to avoid possible liability issues which is fucking stupid. Cue the Law and Order TV theme I was too lazy to embed. I … Continue reading

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Fuck the Election

Am I the only one tired of this bullshit? These assholes spend millions of fuckin dollars trying to get people to vote for them, and nothing ever changes anyway. You’re choosing between 2 piles of shit. Actually, it’s currently about … Continue reading

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Fuck Your Kids

I’m sick and tired of these uptight motherfuckers who act like the internet should be censored for the sake of their kids. Fuck you, and fuck your fucking kids. The internet is a free zone. No FCC. Don’t like it? … Continue reading

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Fuck the Oscars

Oh, tonight is the Oscars. Who gives a flying fuck? Does anyone EVER get nominated from the big box office movies 99% of the country goes to the theaters for? No. It’s always bullshit movies you never fucking heard of, … Continue reading

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Fuck Shipping Carriers

Yeah, this is what I’m pissed about lately. First, I’m an hour from a Gamefly warehouse. Can someone explain to me how the fuck I mailed 2 games on the 9th of this month and they didn’t receive them until … Continue reading

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Fuck the Internet

You know. The internet used to be a fun place. Now it’s just a restrictive cesspool of advertisement, spyware, and malware infested sites run by paranoid, uptight, fucking pussies. Yeah, I didn’t get laid for Valentine’s Day, and I’m in … Continue reading

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Fuck Dating Sites – Redux

Valentine’s Day is approaching once again, and it looks like I’ll be spending yet another year alone. I’m certainly grateful for the one relationship I did have. Still, it was 2¬†months out of all these years. Sometimes I wish I … Continue reading

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Fuck Your Religion – Part 2

Yet another case of bakers refusing to cater to gays has surfaced because some uptight asshole refused to write something gay on a cake. This is the whole problem with religion. People refuse to keep their beliefs and prayers to … Continue reading

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Fuck Gaming

Holy shit. How the fuck does any sane person stand gaming anymore? I tried the Devil May Cry 4 Special Edition on XB1, because I loved the 360 version and wanted to earn all the achievements again. Well, fuck if … Continue reading

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Fuck People

I really get tired of dealing with idiots. I’m banned from posting on TrueAchievements again for calling out a fucking retard. I swear that TA app is just breeding the stupidity. Then again, people nowadays are just stupid in general. … Continue reading

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